*Vomits uncontrollably*

"spanfucker retire bitch" (lelykon) 01/27/2016 at 07:51 • Filed to: None

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And then there’s this great little disclaimer in the details section:

(DISCLAIMER: Due to the lift and airbags on this vehicle the parking brake cable is not long enough )

https://www.vroom.com/cars_and_truck…

pip bip - choose Corrour > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 07:56

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they go to all that effort , then say ‘fuck it’ close enough.

*facepalm*

McMike > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:02

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5/5 bros.

Perfect score.

Jewish Stig > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:08

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Thats the first thing that came into my mind after reading the headline:

BigBlock440 > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:08

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I like it.

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nope, just kidding, I don’t.

Also, it’s not like anybody uses the parking brake anyway. Give it a few years and it’ll be useless from corrosion and lack of use anyway.

450X_FTW > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:08

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It runs on a mixture of diesel and protein shakes

spanfucker retire bitch > Jewish Stig 01/27/2016 at 08:10

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That’s fairly accurate.

Sam > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:17

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I can understand why it only has 17k miles. Even the guy who did the mods didn’t want to have to drive it around.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > 450X_FTW 01/27/2016 at 08:20

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And red bull as a fuel stabalizer.

spanfucker retire bitch > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/27/2016 at 08:22

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Wouldn’t Monster be more accurate?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:28

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Maybe? I mean, it go either way.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 08:29

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I didn’t know low profile all terrain wheels existed. Is there any vehicle that genuinely used them?

spanfucker retire bitch > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 01/27/2016 at 08:32

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Not only are those low profile tires, but look at the inside of the wheels; there’s spikes in there.

Classy all around.

Berang > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 09:01

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This should be Doug’s second car.

Tekamul > BigBlock440 01/27/2016 at 09:14

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The lack of parking brake means this is not road legal (and will fail inspection) in 19 states. I think it’s just in the disclaimer so nobody wastes their time.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 09:19

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This whole thing looks so wrong.
Also, I searched around and apparently this really is a thing. So there are people who want the drawbacks of low profile and all terrain tires but none of the benefits, and on top of that it looks horrible!

TylerJ > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/27/2016 at 09:24

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Reminds me of a user trying to sell their vehicle on here. Did a ton of work to it and then the vehicle doesn’t have any headlights. Like, really?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 01/27/2016 at 09:24

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These are pretty lo-pro fo sho, bro:

spanfucker retire bitch > Tekamul 01/27/2016 at 09:50

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I don’t think it’s legal just based on how high it rides. You really think the front and rear bumper are even useful?

Looks to me like it would just go right through someone’s windshield.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 09:51

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Seventy-five THOUSAND dollars and the parking brake isn’t sorted out?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/27/2016 at 10:11

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They just pour it into the DEF tank.

Hot Takes Salesman > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 10:27

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Hahahahahahahahahaha the seller thinks the mods add $50,000 to the price lololololol

MonkeePuzzle > McMike 01/27/2016 at 10:28

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huh, I thought you could only score a perfect 5 by running over someone in a strip joint’s parking lot and claiming you didnt see them due to the lift

Frank Grimes > spanfucker retire bitch 01/27/2016 at 14:37

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first thing came to mind

spanfucker retire bitch > Frank Grimes 01/27/2016 at 14:45

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Hahaha, holy fuck. I think even my Mazda3 could take that jump better than that truck did in the first video.

orcim > spanfucker retire bitch 01/28/2016 at 05:32

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I do believe we term that first video as “Compensation Fail.”